Chuck Norris Might Be an OldAss, But He's Still a BadAss.

Chuck Norris may have turned 70 today, but I bet he could still kick some serious ass.  In fact, I think it'd be totally possible for him to kick Steven Segal's ass - that would be really, really, really funny.

Although Bruce Lee kicks his ass here (because Bruce Lee is the supreme badass!), Chucky-boy still holds his own pretty good.

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Darth Vader Likes Animals.

I think that Darth Vader likes animals, just not in the way people would think he likes them by the way he is being shown in this example.

I think he likes them more in a breakfast, lunch and dinner sort of way.  I could be wrong, but I don't think so.

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Darth Vader Likes McDonalds Too.

I think it's OK for Darth Vader to have a Happy Meal now and again.  As long as he doesn't become best friends with lamo Ronald McDonald, I've got no problems here.

Though he could whip his lightsaber out and use it to separate the gross sucky-face couple behind him.  That would be pretty funny...

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A New Version of Star Wars...

While this video is pretty funny, I wish Darth Vader had more parts in it.  If I was the one re-telling Star Wars, all I would talk about is how bad-ass Darth Vader is.  Kind of like this:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away there was a master of destruction named Darth Vader.  He liked to kill people with his dark forces and his brain was infected by devils.  

He looks really good in black and has mad lightsaber skillz.  I am his best friend and he can easily chop off the heads of all the people in the universe who suck.  

The End.

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

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Clowns are Funny.

I so want to hire this guy for my next party, so I can be the one kid who stands up to him and kicks him in the balls!

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