Fanatical Tree Huggers Suck!

Okay, I'm all about the environment, the Green Movement thing and trying to do whatever we can to make this twisted world a better place to be, but someone needs to shoot these guys and put them out of their misery.  Seriously.

As they cry in idiotic spastic pain for the trees, all I can picture in my head is a big fuking tree coming to life and stomping the crap out of them.  Like how the Ents kill all the ugly Orcs in LOTR - STOMP STOMP STOMP!  Just the very thought makes me happy again.

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Tacky Douchebags Suck!

I have no words for how disturbing this guy is.  No wait!  There are actually two words..."TACKY DOUCHEBAG". 

Part of me wants to cheer him on for being old and able to move the way he does (and probably sadly able to bag a cougar or two) and then the other part of me just wants to punch him in the face for being such a total douche.

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You Know You Suck When #12

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You Know You Suck When...#11

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Suupah Ultrah Karataaay Kicks Ass - HIYA!!!

Kick ass, suupah funnay 8-bit video game/kung-fu mash up for your viewing entertainment - watch it now!  So, so awesome - HIYA!

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You Know You Suck When...#10

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Jackie Chan Kung Foos Kids!

Could you imagine much funnier this would really be if it were REAL???

Jackie Chan Hates Karate Kids

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Rubber Duckfaces Suck!

I'd like to attempt to be nice here and say that sometimes there is at least one excuse for creepy rubber duckfaces, and that is that they can slip out every now and again when people get really really shitfaced drunk.

But honestly there is no excuse for this level of idiocrity especially when people think this is their best face forward in their dillusional and drunken supermodel documentary moment.  It's not hot people.  It's just not.

(That's right chickie.  You SUCK!)

And I know there are people in the world who agree with me.  There is actually a whole site out there fantastically mocking these tards.  Good for you, I believe humanity might have a chance now if we can get as many pictures of these offensive culprits and shoot them like the sitting ducks they truly are.

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Creepy Facebook Stalkers Suck!

The funniest thing about this video is that there are probably 500 million people out there who are actually guilty of doing the exact same thing to some extent of the creepy stalker spectrum.  What a bunch of fucktards we are.

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Karate Kid CAN Kill You!

Y'all better check yourselves before I unleash the OLD Karate Kid on all your sorry asses...

Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio from Ralph Macchio

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