Ever Heard of Personal Space Ya Stupid Cow?

So I'm on the bus this morning heading to work and the bus being fairly busy is pretty standard.  But it wasn't busy enough to excuse asinine behavior by fellow passengers. 

When there are a lack of seats remaining and you are left to stand, and while I managed to get a seat before you even got on the bus, that does not mean that it is OK for you to throw a silent hissy and then proceed to stand beside my seat and stick your entire fat-ass cow of a body into my face.

Not only was it extremely rude, but it really made me want to punch you in both of your saggy-ass boobs, your fat protruding stomach, and your ugly arrogant face.

If I had mace on me, this is what I would have done to you as well:

Just thinking about it makes me happy now. The End.

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